○ - hasn't been obtained yet. ★ [PRIORITY] - would like these first if possible! • + this color + strike - obtained. × - locked
Significant Positive
• The creation of Earth. • Endgame boss battle. Rex Duodecim Angelus. • Saving Jade from shooting herself as a child. • Killing Jade's grandfather. • RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOO (The creation of Rufio with Kanaya's help.) • Waking up to find that his paralyzed legs had been cut off and replaced. • Chilling out with a dead Dave in a dream bubble. × Meeting his lusus for the first time. × Meeting his dancestor. ○ Turning his lusus into a game sprite • WEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER (breaking up with Vriska Serket and flouncing with Nepeta, Feferi, and Sollux.)
Significant Neutral
• Being raised on Alternia. × Cave trials. × Jade's reaction to finding out about the grandpa incident. • Confessing his red feelings to Jade. • Telling Jade about the incident with her grandfather. • Troll romance. • Talking to Jade about COMMUNING WITH BEC again. • WHAT DID YOU DO GAMZEE. × EXPLODING × Being thrown back to the dreambubble with Vriska. × I think I am going to have to stop you, Vriska Serket.
Significant Negative (Vriska Section)
• Accidentally running over Tinkerbull with his wheelchair. × Being bullied by Vriska while FLARPing with her. • Being mindcontrolled off a cliff by Vriska (and paralyzed). • Being used by Vriska to commune with Terezi's lusus and blind Terezi. • Knowing the details about the revenge thing after the FLARP incident. • [S] Make Her Pay; watching Vriska get beaten to near-death by RoboAradia. • Being traumatized by Vriska asking him to kill her. • Getting ripped into by Vriska after the Jade conversation. × Finding out how Vriska fucked everyone over. • [S] Wake; Showdown with Vriska. • [S] Wake; Death. • Jack Noir and the flight to the Veil. • Getting killed on Prospit. × Recovering from The Cliff Incident. × Figuring out how to deal with life after The Cliff Incident. × Close Encounters With Lord English (aka GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE HE GETS CLOSE TO US) × Knowing Lord English has probably killed a bunch of his dead ghost selves. • Finding out about Eridan's successful genocide plans.
Trivial Positive
○ Learning about the lost weeaboos. • Roleplaying with his friends. • Fiduspawn tournaments. • Getting advice from Rose on how to troll Dave. • Thinking he managed to troll Dave. • Rapping with Gamzee. "You proceed to have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of Paradox Space." • Talking to Aradia about FLARP. • Adventures on LOMAT with Vriska. • General FLARPing adventures. • The story of Pupa Pan. • [S] [A6I3] MINISTRIFE!!! Meenah and Vriska get into it and John gets stabbed by Meenah. • Solving riddles, controlling imps, and having fun in Sgrub. • Prospit adventures after getting traumatized by Vriska. • Various RAP BATTLES with Gamzee during his childhood. ○ Learning how to use his robolegs.
Trivial Neutral
• Introduction. • Getting pestered by Jade after falling down the stairs. • Alterniabound flash. • Talking to Jade about the blackout and flying on Prospit. • Getting trolled by Vriska about being on the red team. • Playing Fiduspawn with his lusus. ○ Vriska giving him a map to follow to a new gate. • First memo; talking to Current Karkat and Past Vriska. • Second memo; stairs, robolegs, and Prospit being destroyed. • DREAMBUBBLE SHENANIGANS • Leprechaun romance. • Speaking with his denizen instead of fighting with it. ○ Hey I guess we're on a pirate ship now? SHENANIGANS. Dumb pirate costumes and swabbing the deck. • PARTY ON THE SHIP, also these clothes are really dumb. ○ John sure got smoked. • Vriska and Aranea are controlling the navy. 8|;; • Also John said trolls are weird. • Sgrub shenanigans • Falling asleep after finding A RING!! ○ Arguing with John over the ring. • Vriska's REAL BIG BAD infodump (sort of). Also fuck you Vriska you were wrong about Rufio. • I am flagging your behavior as terrible, Vriska Serket. • Being a pain in the ass and dropping all of Vriska's maps far away from her and in a giant messy pile. • Telling John that Vriska has learned a lot from her ancestor, like how to talk about things forever even if people don't want to listen. Also that ring will be mine soon. }:V ○ Heading off to the pirate ship with the troll party. ○ Searching around Paradox Space for whatever Vriska wants.
Trivial Negative
• Being trolled by Dave and blocking him. • Being told by Nepeta that they aren't able to play on the same team. • Karkat telling him to stop playing games for girls after the cliff incident. ○ Being bullied by Vriska over stairs and ramps. • Vriska trying to make him love her back by roleplaying Pupa Pan for him. • Falling down the stairs on the way to kill Vriska. ○ Struggling to move around his hive while paralyzed. • That one time Vriska bossed him around while dead-- oh wait that's like all the time. (Year 1 Part 1) • Getting bossed around even more. (Year 1 Part 2) ○ Getting bossed around, same old same old. (Year 1 Part 3) • Why am I always getting bossed around!! (Year 1 Part 4) ○ That other time Vriska bossed him around while dead. (Year 2 Part 1) ○ Vriska continues to be the boss. (Year 2 Part 2) • MY LIFE IS BEING BOSSED AROUND (Year 2 Part 3) ○ No really my life really is being bossed around. (Year 2 Part 4) ○ Trying and failing to find treasure [CAN BE GIVEN REPEATEDLY] ○ ARANEA DOESN'T SHUT UP EVER [CAN BE GIVEN REPEATEDLY] • Oh my god why is John trying to take my ring!? i SAW IT FIRST, ○ Oh my god give me the fucking ring, Vriska is coming!! And then I guess John and Vriska meet for the first time. • Okay so what is this about who is dating who now. (Also give me the ring John Egbert) ○ Tavros sucks at whispering. John still won't give him the ring and there is a GROPE BATTLE. • Vriska, I think you are being stupid because this is unreasonably high self-esteem and I guess listening to her tl;dr. ○ [S] [A6I3] Costume ministrife clusterfuck. (hey have you seen my precious???) • [S] [A6I3] WHAT THE FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK IS THIS (btw have you seen my precious) • [S] [A6I3] Wow this hug with Amporacestor is lasting really long ○ Great, John's back. :/ And also this is not fair and why is he ranked higher on the ship than me? • John Egbert sucks and Aranea starts telling stories again. • CHERUB ROMANCE PART ONE. ○ CHERUB ROMANCE PART TWO. • Why is there a musical interlude on the pirate ship??
Skills
MUNDANE • Being one of the two worst rappers in Paradox Space. • Basic lance fighting. • Midtier lance fighting. ○ Advanced lance fighting. • Understanding the intricacies of Fiduspawn. • Being awesome at FLARPing. (Basic) ○ Being awesome at FLARPing (Midtier) ○ Being awesome at FLARPing. (Advanced) • Computer skills. (Basic) ○ Computer skills. (Midtier) ○ Computer skills. (Advanced) • Guitar playing. (Beginner) ○ Guitar playing (Midtier) ○ Guitar playing (Advanced) • Troll durability.
SPECIAL • Communing with animals. ○ Reviving someone from near death by breathing on them (MAGICAL CPR; Page of Breath ability). • Changing clothes magically on a whim. • THE WINDY THING (Creating a breeze; Page of Breath ability). • The ability to change into his Page of Breath god tier outfit. • Magikarp potential. • DEAD!!! • Floating around.